Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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