oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
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Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
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He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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