3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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