ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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