Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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