we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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