We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
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I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
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We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
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