she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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