i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
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I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
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He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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