a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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