You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
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