I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Drake has all the answers
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
