He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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