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you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
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How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
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There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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