when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
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We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
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Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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