I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
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Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
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I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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