if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
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She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
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You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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