I'm going to jail i love you
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
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