OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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