ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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