I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Randomize
