you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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