Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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