Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
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Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
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