Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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