I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
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I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
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Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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