dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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