Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Randomize
