Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
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Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
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Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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