Pants 0. Shit 1.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
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