Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
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I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
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We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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