The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
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Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
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I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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