a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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