There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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