I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
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All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
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I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
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