Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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