just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
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You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
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I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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