brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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