did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
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He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
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I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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