I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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