i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
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our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
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The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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