Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
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the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
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Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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