chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
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