Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
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they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
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I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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