Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I have already put on my inside pants.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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