I hate your face
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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