I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
there is glitter all over my balls
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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