why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
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I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
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I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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