oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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