either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
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You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
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i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
God, you're like boner-b-gone
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
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It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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