So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
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Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
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I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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