Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
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