She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Let the clothes fall where they may.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
