I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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