So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
She announced her abortion via fbk
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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